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Pocono Retreat – Near Kalahari Resort & Lake, Game Room, Great for Large Groups!

Monroe County Permit #45-1623

Welcome to Your Private Woodland Retreat in the Poconos
Discover the perfect blend of comfort, space, and nature at our beautifully appointed 2,900 sq. ft. vacation home, tucked away in the peaceful Pocono woodlands. Designed for family gatherings, reunions, and group getaways, this serene retreat offers modern conveniences surrounded by natural beauty.

Property Highlights
Expansive 2,900 sq. ft. layout with multiple living and gathering spaces

6 bedrooms — sleeps up to 16 guests comfortably

Seasonal Pocono Farms Country Club access (pool, lake, and sports facilities)

Game room, high-speed WiFi, and fully equipped modern kitchen

Close to shopping, dining, and over 40 local attractions

Sleeping Arrangements
First Floor

Bedroom 1: Two full-size beds

Bedroom 2: Two full-size beds

Convenient half bathroom near the entrance

Second Floor

Bedroom 3: King-size bed with private full bathroom

Bedroom 4: Bunk bed with one full-size bed (great for kids or friends)

Bedroom 5: Two full-size beds

Third Floor

Bedroom 6: Two full-size beds

Additional Sleeping

Sofa bed in the common area

Total Capacity: Sleeps up to 16 guests

Outdoor Space
Step outside to a private, tree-lined patio with four chairs and a center table — perfect for your morning coffee, al fresco dining, or a quiet evening under the stars.

Country Club Access
Enjoy access to Pocono Farms Country Club from late May to early September, featuring:

Seasonal swimming pool

Lake

Sports amenities

Pass Details:

6 complimentary passes per stay

Option to purchase 2 additional passes directly from the clubhouse for $10 each/day

Maximum of 8 passes per Reservation!

A Note About Nature
Our home is set in a beautiful wooded location, which means you may occasionally spot small wildlife or insects. We provide monthly professional pest control to maintain a clean and comfortable environment for our guests.

Your Pocono Home Away from Home
Whether you’re planning outdoor adventures or simply want to relax and reconnect, this spacious home is the perfect base to experience all the Poconos has to offer.

Book your stay today and start planning your unforgettable woodland getaway!
Lors de votre séjour dans cette maison de vacances, vous ne serez qu'à quelques minutes de Mount Airy Casino. Vous pourrez profiter de services et équipements comme une piscine extérieure et un centre de fitness, sans oublier un parc aquatique. L'accÚs Wi-Fi à Internet gratuit et une cuisine sont disponibles dans cette maison de vacances.
  • Maison climatisĂ©e avec une cuisine, un lave-linge/sĂšche-linge et 4.5 salles de bain
  • Wi-Fi gratuit
  • Pour passer un bon moment, vous trouverez sur place un parc aquatique, mais Ă©galement une piscine extĂ©rieure, l'idĂ©al pour se dĂ©lasser aprĂšs une longue journĂ©e de visites.
  • Parmi les services offerts, vous trouverez notamment un service de conciergerie
  • Courts de tennis, salle de fitness et aire de jeux : passez un sĂ©jour actif mĂ©morable grĂące aux nombreux loisirs proposĂ©s sur place
  • À 12 minutes en voiture de Mount Airy Casino et Ă  12 minutes de Kalahari
Cette maison de vacances vous offre des prestations placées sous le signe de la détente. Au programme de votre séjour, un parc aquatique, une piscine extérieure et un centre de fitness. TrÚs pratique pour les familles, cette maison de vacances offre également des barbecues, une salle de jeux vidéo et un jardin.

Services et Ă©quipements

Plage

  • Plage Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Transats de plage

Ski

  • Ski de fond Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Snowboard Ă  proximitĂ©

Piscine/spa

  • Piscine commune
  • Piscine extĂ©rieure

Internet

  • Disponible dans la maison : Wi-Fi gratuit

Parking et transports

  • Voiture nĂ©cessaire
  • DisponibilitĂ© d’un parking accessible aux personnes Ă  mobilitĂ© rĂ©duite

Cuisine

  • Batterie de cuisine, vaisselle, ustensiles
  • Bouilloire Ă©lectrique
  • CafetiĂšre ou bouilloire
  • Four
  • Four Ă  micro-ondes
  • Grille-pain
  • Îlot de cuisine
  • Kitchenette
  • Lave-vaisselle
  • Mixeur
  • Plaque de cuisson
  • RĂ©frigĂ©rateur
  • Serviettes en papier

Restauration

  • Table Ă  manger

Chambres

  • 6 chambres
  • CanapĂ©-lit
  • Draps fournis

Salle de bain

  • 4,5 salles de bain
  • Baignoire
  • Baignoire ou douche
  • Bidet
  • Douche
  • Papier toilette
  • SĂšche-cheveux
  • Serviettes fournies

Espaces de vie

  • CheminĂ©e
  • Salle Ă  manger sĂ©parĂ©e
  • Salle de sĂ©jour
  • Table Ă  manger

Divertissements

  • Jeux
  • Smart TV avec chaĂźnes par cĂąble ou par satellite

Espaces extérieurs

  • Barbecue
  • Brasero
  • Jardin
  • Mobilier d’extĂ©rieur
  • Patio

Buanderie

  • Blanchisserie
  • Lave-linge/sĂšche-linge

Confort

  • Chauffage
  • Climatisation
  • Ventilateur portable

Animaux de compagnie

  • Animaux de compagnie admis
  • Chats et chiens admis uniquement
  • Jusqu’à 23 kg par animal de compagnie

Accessibilité

  • Si vous avez une demande spĂ©ciale concernant l’accessibilitĂ©, veuillez contacter l’hĂ©bergement aux coordonnĂ©es figurant sur votre confirmation de rĂ©servation.
  • Chambre accessible aux personnes Ă  mobilitĂ© rĂ©duite
  • Cheminement accessible en fauteuil roulant
  • Moquette fine dans les parties communes
  • Parking accessible aux personnes Ă  mobilitĂ© rĂ©duite
  • Parquet en bois dur dans les parties communes
  • Pas d’ascenseur (hĂ©bergement de plain-pied)
  • Piscine accessible aux personnes Ă  mobilitĂ© rĂ©duite
  • Place de parking accessible aux personnes Ă  mobilitĂ© rĂ©duite
  • Sol en carrelage dans les parties communes
  • Sol en gravier dans les parties communes
  • Sol en pierre dans les parties communes
  • Sol lisse dans les parties communes
  • Tapis de sol dans les parties communes
  • HĂ©bergement non-fumeurs
  • Remarque de l’hĂŽte : Keep windows open during and after a smoke.

Services et Ă©quipements

  • Changement des draps (sur demande)
  • Changement des serviettes sur demande
  • Fer et planche Ă  repasser
  • Service de mĂ©nage (sur demande)
  • Services de conciergerie

Points forts de l’endroit

  • À la campagne
  • Au cƓur des montagnes
  • Le long d’un lac
  • PrĂšs d’un centre de boutiques outlet
  • PrĂšs d’un centre spa/bien-ĂȘtre
  • PrĂšs d’un hĂŽpital
  • PrĂšs d’un zoo
  • PrĂšs de la marina

Activités

  • Baby-foot
  • Bateau
  • Équipement de sports d’hiver
  • Équipements de sports nautiques
  • Golf
  • Kayak
  • Parc aquatique
  • Salle d’arcade/de jeux vidĂ©o
  • Salle de sport
  • Tennis
  • Alpinisme Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Balades Ă  la dĂ©couverte de la faune Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Basket-ball Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Bateau Ă  moteur Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Casino Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Chasse Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Équitation Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Escalade Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Excursions Ă©cologiques Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Golf Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Jet-ski Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Kayak Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Luge Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Motoneige Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Natation Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Observation d’oiseaux Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Parachutisme ascensionnel Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Parc de loisirs Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Patinage sur glace Ă  proximitĂ©
  • PĂȘche Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Rafting Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Sentiers de randonnĂ©e Ă  pied ou Ă  vĂ©lo Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Ski nautique Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Tubing Ă  proximitĂ©
  • Visites de vignobles Ă  proximitĂ©
  • VTT Ă  proximitĂ©

Dispositifs de sécurité

  • DĂ©tecteur de monoxyde de carbone (l’hĂŽte a indiquĂ© que l’hĂ©bergement Ă©tait Ă©quipĂ© d’un dĂ©tecteur de monoxyde de carbone)
  • DĂ©tecteur de fumĂ©e (l’hĂŽte a indiquĂ© que l’hĂ©bergement Ă©tait Ă©quipĂ© d’un dĂ©tecteur de fumĂ©e)
  • Trousse de premiers secours
  • Extincteur
  • Serrure Ă  pĂȘne dormant

Informations générales

  • Changement des draps (sur demande)
  • Changement des serviettes (sur demande)
  • Douches Ă  faible consommation d’eau
  • Éclairage Ă  80 % au moins par LED
  • Énergie 100 % renouvelable
  • FenĂȘtres Ă  double vitrage
  • HĂ©bergement situĂ© au sein d’un complexe
  • Interrupteurs Ă  Ă©conomie d’énergie dans les chambres
  • Jardin
  • Service de mĂ©nage (sur demande)
  • Superficie de l’unitĂ© d’hĂ©bergement : 269 mĂštres carrĂ©s
  • Toilettes Ă  faible consommation d’eau

Conditions

Arrivée

Arrivée : 16 h 00
Formalités d'arrivée sans contact
Âge minimum pour l'enregistrement : 18 ans

DĂ©part

Départ avant 11 h 00
Formalités de départ sans contact

Informations concernant l’arrivĂ©e

Un e-mail contenant les instructions relatives à l'arrivée et au départ vous sera envoyé par l'hÎte
Les informations fournies par l’hĂ©bergement peuvent ĂȘtre traduites Ă  l’aide d’outils de traduction automatique

RÚglement intérieur

Any heating or plumbing issues will be addressed the next day's first hour if the guest notifies the host after 5 pm.
After 12 hours of checking, any NEW Sewer backup will be responsible by the Guests directly. Guests must pay for the repair of the Sewer cleaning.
Guests will purchase their own Towels and/or Tissues after finishing the supplies given by the host.

Animaux domestiques

  • Les animaux de compagnie sont acceptĂ©s
  • Les chiens et les chats sont les seuls animaux de compagnie acceptĂ©s
  • Max. 2 (poids maximum : 23 kg chacun)
    • Les animaux d'assistance sont exemptĂ©s de frais.

Enfants et lits supplémentaires

  • Les enfants sont admis.
  • Remarque de l’hĂŽte : Children are the MOST welcome!

ÉvĂ©nements

ÉvĂ©nements non autorisĂ©s
Enjoy yourselves but treat it like your own.

Fumeurs/non-fumeurs

HĂ©bergement non-fumeurs
Keep windows open during and after a smoke.

Informations importantes

À savoir absolument

Cet hĂ©bergement est gĂ©rĂ© par un hĂŽte professionnel et fourni dans le cadre d’une activitĂ© commerciale, industrielle ou libĂ©rale, au sens de l’article 155 du Code gĂ©nĂ©ral des impĂŽts
Des frais pour toute personne supplĂ©mentaire peuvent ĂȘtre facturĂ©s et dĂ©pendent de la politique de l'hĂ©bergement
Une piĂšce d'identitĂ© officielle avec photo et un dĂ©pĂŽt de garantie en espĂšces, par carte de crĂ©dit ou par carte de dĂ©bit, peuvent ĂȘtre demandĂ©s Ă  l'arrivĂ©e pour couvrir tous frais imprĂ©vus
Les demandes spĂ©ciales, qui ne peuvent pas ĂȘtre garanties, sont soumises Ă  disponibilitĂ© Ă  l'arrivĂ©e et peuvent entraĂźner des frais supplĂ©mentaires
Les fĂȘtes et les Ă©vĂ©nements de groupe sont interdits
Note du propriétaire : Enjoy yourselves but treat it like your own.
Possibilité de location à long terme
L'hÎte a indiqué que l'hébergement était équipé d'un détecteur de monoxyde de carbone
L'hÎte a indiqué que l'hébergement était équipé d'un détecteur de fumée
Cet hébergement comprend les dispositifs de sécurité suivants : un extincteur, une trousse de secours et un verrou de sûreté
Cet hébergement comporte des espaces extérieurs comme des balcons, des patios ou des terrasses potentiellement non adaptés aux enfants. Si vous avez des questions, nous vous recommandons de contacter l'hébergement avant votre arrivée afin de savoir s'il peut vous accueillir dans une chambre adéquate.
Cet hébergement est géré par notre partenaire, Abritel. Un e-mail d'Abritel contenant un lien vers un compte Abritel qui vous permettra de modifier ou d'annuler votre réservation
Vous recevrez un e-mail contenant des instructions relatives à l'arrivée et au départ de la part de l'hÎte. Vous recevrez également un e-mail de la part d'Abritel contenant un lien vers un compte Abritel qui vous permettra de gérer votre réservation.

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Avis sur l’hĂ©bergement Pocono Retreat – Near Kalahari Resort & Lake, Game Room, Great for Large Groups!

Avis

8,6

Excellent

Note des voyageurs de 10 (Excellent), d’aprùs 36 avis sur 55.
Note des voyageurs de 8 (Bien), d’aprùs 7 avis sur 55.
Note des voyageurs de 6 (Satisfaisant), d’aprùs 5 avis sur 55.
Note des voyageurs de 4 (MĂ©diocre), d’aprĂšs 3 avis sur 55.
Note des voyageurs de 2 (Horrible), d’aprùs 4 avis sur 55.

8,0/10

Propreté

Avis

10/10 Excellent

Kendria R.

Les points forts : Propreté
The property was amazing my family and I had an amazing time. The host was friendly and accommodating, it was easy check in and an overall amazing experience
Séjour de 2 nuits en novembre 2025

10/10 Excellent

Arrianne C.

Les points forts : Propreté
I love the stay and Debbie was the best host ever i will be renting from her again but with a different property
Séjour de 2 nuits en octobre 2025

10/10 Excellent

Saren Y.

Les points forts : Propreté
Debbie made the check in seamlessly and very responsive. Such a good time!
Séjour de 2 nuits en septembre 2025

10/10 Excellent

Maria V.

Les points forts : Propreté
Ideal for large group.
Séjour de 2 nuits en août 2025

10/10 Excellent

Sageline F.

Les points forts : Propreté

Very nice

Everything was great
Séjour de 2 nuits en juin 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rachel F.

Les points forts : Propreté

Great place to stay!

My stay at this house was absolutely fantastic! The host was incredibly welcoming and provided all the necessary information for a smooth check-in process. The space was immaculate, beautifully decorated, and had all the amenities one could need. The location was perfect, close to local attractions and convenient for exploring the area. I felt right at home and appreciated the thoughtful touches like fresh towels and a well-stocked kitchen. I highly recommend this house to anyone looking for a comfortable and enjoyable stay. Five stars!
Séjour de 2 nuits en mai 2025

10/10 Excellent

Leon M.

Les points forts : Propreté

Easter Family Getaway

Our stay was truly exceptional! The home was spotless, beautifully maintained, and exactly as pictured-if not better. The host was incredibly welcoming and responsive, making the entire experience seamless from start to finish. Every detail was thoughtfully considered, and it really made us feel at home. We d return in a heartbeat and highly recommend this gem to anyone looking for a memorable getaway.
Séjour de 2 nuits en avril 2025

10/10 Excellent

Angela D.

Les points forts : Propreté

Weekend Getaway

We had an amazing weekend getaway with friends at this beautiful mountain house! The space was clean, spacious, and had everything we needed to feel comfortable. The host was incredibly friendly and responsive, making sure our stay went smoothly. We all had a fantastic time and would absolutely recommend this place to friends. Looking forward to coming back again!
Séjour de 3 nuits en mars 2025

6/10 Satisfaisant

Shannon S.

Les points faibles : Propreté

Less than Luxurious

Pros: The location is good for Kalahari, ski resorts etc., and there are a lot of beds as described in the listing for many people to sleep.Cons: In spite of the number of beds to accommodate a large group, the home is not set up otherwise for it——barely enough towels, not enough silverware, not enough hot water, and the HVAC system isn’t designed to keep all the rooms comfortable—-one will be hot while another is cold. Additionally, the smoke detector batteries were not all functional and the ice in the driveway/porch not attempted to be remedied. Finally,the kids couldn’t spend time in the basement, as we discovered mouse droppings on the pool table and the smell wasn’t tolerable
, so overall the cleanliness was not up to par.
Séjour de 2 nuits en février 2025

2/10 Horrible

John B.

Séjour de 2 nuits en décembre 2024

10/10 Excellent

Evelina M.

Les points forts : Propreté

Great stay!

We celebrated New Year with our friends we've really enjoyed the house it's spacious has game room for kids and warm! Thanks for everything!
Séjour de 2 nuits en décembre 2024

2/10 Horrible

Amy D.

Les points faibles : Propreté

Very Dissatisfied

Cleanliness was a concern, with unpleasant-smelling towels, dirty cabinets, and wet dishes left in the kitchen. We also noticed signs of rodent activity, and trash was overflowing in the driveway when we arrived. Maintenance was another issue—furniture had cigarette burns and rips, the smoke detector was beeping upon entry, and the back sliding door did not lock, which raised security concerns.The quality of the furnishings and materials also felt below standard, with poorly installed particle board cabinets. These factors detracted from what could otherwise be a pleasant rental.With some focused updates and attention to detail, this home could become a welcoming space. Until then, we recommend checking with the host to ensure these concerns have been addressed.
Séjour de 2 nuits en décembre 2024

10/10 Excellent

AYLIN D.

Les points forts : Propreté

About the house

The house is excellent, it has a lot of space to be with the family, the children enjoy it a lot and it is excellent for going on vacation when they want to be silent around you
Séjour de 3 nuits en août 2024

2/10 Horrible

Robert I.

Les points faibles : Propreté

Help with this matter

Hello, my name is Robert Isakov and I have an issue with the stay that I had just conducted. On July 4th, my family and I have booked the following house and we were all so excited to enjoy the weekend however, we didn't joy a bit. When we arrived at the house, the first thing we saw was how dirty the front porch and the surroundings outside. When we came in we were struck with the smell of dust and spider webs on practically all the walls in the rooms. Instead of my family and I enjoying my vacation I had to drive to Walmart and buy cleaning supplies because there was nothing provided in the house (although they said they have everything). Following that, for 4th of July we wanted go to the community pool but when we went to look for towels, the host explained that there were towels for all 11 guests however, there were only 3 towels for the guests, so instead of going to the pool we went to the store and had to by towels for all 11 guests. (Why do I have to buy towels when I am promised that they are provided and enough for our guests). That night we wanted to do some grilling on the grill that was provided however when I opened the grill it was so rusted to the point that there was rust peeling when it was windy. In the grill there was also a bee hive inside the grill. After we came back from the pool, we wanted to wash our cloths in the washing machine, however when I opened the machine and it was full of dust and clumps ofhair and it was unsanitary to was clothing.
Séjour de 3 nuits en juillet 2024

10/10 Excellent

Ely G., Abington, Pa

Les points forts : Propreté

Amazing Stay in Tobyhanna

Wonderful house able to accommodate large group. Evenings on deck was a memorable experience. Debby, the property manager was super friendly and responsive. Great experience overall!!!
Séjour de 2 nuits en mai 2024

10/10 Excellent

Andrew D.

Les points forts : Propreté

Great Stay

This rental had plenty of room for our large group to both sleep and hangout. Debbie was extremely helpful answering our questions and was always trying to make our stay better. Traveling with a large group can get overwhelming but both Debbie and this great property made it an amazing experience.
Séjour de 2 nuits en avril 2024

10/10 Excellent

tammie s.

Les points forts : Propreté

marriage retreat

We had a wonderful stay. We ended up having a carbon monoxide leak in the 1st home when we got there. Right away we called and was given the house right across the street. I appreciated how quickly i was responded to not to mention how quickly she gave us a new house. some of the outlets didn't work but other than that it was a nice house and we all fit great!
Séjour de 2 nuits en février 2024

8/10 Bien

Selina L.

Les points forts : Propreté

Great house for the extended family

Our family stayed here for our Camelbeach/Aquatopia trip. The location was convenient and the house was great. There were lots of pots/pans, dishes, cups, etc for us to make meals. Kids and adults all had space to spread out.
Séjour de 2 nuits en août 2023

10/10 Excellent

Gabrielle S.

So fun!

Had the best time in this home! The space is great for a large group. Definitely recommend!
Séjour de 3 nuits en avril 2023

8/10 Bien

Oshrah H.

Les points forts : Propreté

House nicely renovated

House is renovated and games for the kids which is amazing. Downside, the shower only dripps water and very hard to shower. Place wasn't very clean We found wrapper of chips under the bed and blunt wrapper on one of the beds. Overall the house is cute and welcoming but cleaning management need to shape up. Also, in the winter time, the club house is useless and a waste of money as we didn't do or have any association with them
Séjour de 2 nuits en janvier 2023

10/10 Excellent

Helen C.

Les points forts : Propreté

Love!!

Had such a fun weekend getaway here!
Séjour de 2 nuits en novembre 2021

10/10 Excellent

Kent B.

Les points forts : Propreté

Great home large group

Enjoyed updated bathrooms and kitchen. We had a wonderful ski trip and had a great place to relax at the end of the day
Séjour de 2 nuits en janvier 2022

6/10 Satisfaisant

Evangela E.

Les points faibles : Propreté

House has good space for a big family but needs improvement on cleanliness and furnitures

The house is big enough to accommodate up to 20 people. There are 15 people in our group so we had enough space for everyone. The communication with the property management is good, he answered all my questions and handled all changes in terms of number of people. We were able to access Pocono Farms country club where we played tennis, picnic and played games by the beach. This is a big plus for this property. The kitchen is big enough for our group to prepare and cook food. The dining room needs more chairs to accommodate all 15 of us. The dining table should also be bigger for our group. But we were able to manage and had fun. We also used the dining table for poker and other games. The house needs improvement, here are my suggestions: - the carpet in the living room should be replaced, it's very old, it is folded on the edge where anyone can trip. - the windows should be cleaned thoroughly, when you open it for fresh air, the screen windows are really dusty. - the floor under the sofas should be vacuumed. - All mattresses should be upgraded. The two beds in the attic are very squeaky. The bedsheets are not clean, we found hair on the beds, looks like it was not changed. - the half bath in the first floor should be finished. -- there should be at least a hand towel in the bathrooms. -- all bedrooms should have at least a dresser and a mirror. This house has potentials if only the issues above will be addressed sooner. We still had the best weekend getaway.
Séjour de 2 nuits en septembre 2021

10/10 Excellent

Monteria B.

Les points forts : Propreté

Great family Getaway

You are literally close to all the Poconos has to offer. This house was perfect for my large family weekend. This is one of the few houses that not only offers over five (real) bedrooms, but they also have 5 bathrooms! Great property and easy communication.
Séjour de 3 nuits en juillet 2021

4/10 MĂ©diocre

Ronald P.

Les points faibles : Propreté

Do not EVER stay here unless you enjoy bailing raw sewage out of bathtubs for hours,

Subject line: Do not EVER stay here unless you enjoy bailing raw sewage out of bathtubs for hours, experiencing intense stress, revulsion, anger, and helplessness, and getting charged for it! Details below. Picture this: You and your friends haven’t seen each other in a while and are getting together to celebrate. The second day you’re there, despite the fact that you absolutely did not flush anything out of the ordinary, two of the three toilets fill up with water and are unable to be fixed, even with copious plunging. They’re still draining slowly, so you simply decide not to use them. The homeowner does not respond to your pleas for help. The next day, you call the homeowner and he says he is sending over the neighbor, who is a handyman, to fix it. The handyman never shows. Down to one toilet, you’re still doing okay. Then someone does laundry. All three toilets overflow, soaking some of your clothes with sewage water. This is clearly a DEEP, SYSTEMIC PLUMBING ISSUE. You call all three of the listed numbers for help, and no one answers any of them. Helpless. You decide to simply not use any water, and get through the last day of what was supposed to be a nice trip as unscathed as possible. Ha. The next day, the handyman finally shows up, says he cannot fix it, and leaves. Then, more than two full days after informing the homeowner of the problem, he sends the woman who cleans the house with some industrial drano to fix the problem. She works on it for an hour and a half, and then leaves. “Thank goodness,” you think. “At last, the end is in sight.” IF ONLY. Instead of draining, all three toilets and both bathtubs begin to FILL WITH RAW SEWAGE AT AN ALARMING RATE. The cleaning woman is shocked and says there is nothing she can do to fix this. The homeowner is (again! unsurprisingly!) unresponsive. So, instead of having a nice dinner on your last day together, you and two friends realize the only way to keep human waste off of the floor until morning is to bail raw sewage out of the bathtubs. You find a large bucket and do this for the next hour. Once the bathtubs are clear, the toilets start filling up rapidly. You are barely able to clear all three toilets before they are at the brim again. Now I bet you’re thinking, “wow this is a really detailed hypothetical...did this happen to these renters?” Yes! It was truly one of the most disgusting and stressful experiences of our lives. And somehow it continued to get worse from there.

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